• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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shakespearwasaflirt:

annagarny:

disneyforeverlives:

stormcannon1:

How Toy Story 2 was almost completely deleted 1 whole year into creating it.

poor guy probably lost some years off of his life from the stress

I remember the first time I watched this - my own heart rate went through the roof!

oh god this would be worse than losing your assignment the day before it’s due. and thats pretty bad.

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fishingboatproceeds:

argyleconstellations:

imnotanoctopus:

I had too much fun with this.

Brilliant. And done quite perfectly.

ENJOY IT NOW, as the cover is about to change to one designed by an actual (teenaged!) nerdfighter.

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artisticallyinsaneblog:

crystalbeast:

death-by-avengers:

mentir:

inspired by this tag

#tony stark impersonating steve rogers

original gifs made by damnafricawhathappened only edited by me

THIS

Oh god.

i’m going tocRYHDJLS

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Blue lipsBlue veinsBlue, the color of our planet from far, far awayBlue, the most human color 

Blue lips
Blue veins
Blue, the color of our planet from far, far away
Blue, the most human color 

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dilfosaur:

Anonymous asked you: You should make a picture of Thor hugging Loki and singing Set Fire to the Rain.

what is going on in my inbox

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