- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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How Toy Story 2 was almost completely deleted 1 whole year into creating it.
poor guy probably lost some years off of his life from the stress
I remember the first time I watched this - my own heart rate went through the roof!
oh god this would be worse than losing your assignment the day before it’s due. and thats pretty bad.
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I had too much fun with this.
Brilliant. And done quite perfectly.
ENJOY IT NOW, as the cover is about to change to one designed by an actual (teenaged!) nerdfighter.
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inspired by this tag
#tony stark impersonating steve rogers
original gifs made by damnafricawhathappened only edited by me
THIS
Oh god.
i’m going tocRYHDJLS
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Blue lips
Blue veins
Blue, the color of our planet from far, far away
Blue, the most human color
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